Well, I should perhaps put this in a bit of perspective, because there were barely enough people in the room to scrape up the three panelists needed for the contest. :) It wasn't like an official DragonCon-wide contest or anything. I volunteered because I figured it might be fun, and I fully expected to get my ass kicked. It was only my obsessive need to spell everything right in my stories that saved me from a crushing defeat. :)
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